Post by ladybug on Apr 12, 2006 4:45:56 GMT -5
John desperately wanted to have sex with a woman in his office,
but she was married.
One day John got so frustrated he called her into his office and
said, "I'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you."
"No," she replied.
"I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down.
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
Weakening she said, "I'll have to ask my husband." She called her
husband and told him the story.
He thought for about two seconds, excited about the idea of some easy
money, and then replied, "Ask him for $2000. When he throws it on
the floor, pick up the money very fast and run. He won't even be able
to
get his pants down.
So she accepted the proposal.
Half an hour later, her husband still hadn't heard from her. So he
called, and called, and called. No answer. Finally after a long hour,
she
answered.
"What happened?" her husband asked anxiously.
"He used coins."
Management Lesson: "Always consider a business proposal in its
entirety before agreeing to it. Otherwise, you might get screwed."
but she was married.
One day John got so frustrated he called her into his office and
said, "I'll give you $1000 if you let me screw you."
"No," she replied.
"I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor; you bend down.
I'll be finished by the time you pick it up."
Weakening she said, "I'll have to ask my husband." She called her
husband and told him the story.
He thought for about two seconds, excited about the idea of some easy
money, and then replied, "Ask him for $2000. When he throws it on
the floor, pick up the money very fast and run. He won't even be able
to
get his pants down.
So she accepted the proposal.
Half an hour later, her husband still hadn't heard from her. So he
called, and called, and called. No answer. Finally after a long hour,
she
answered.
"What happened?" her husband asked anxiously.
"He used coins."
Management Lesson: "Always consider a business proposal in its
entirety before agreeing to it. Otherwise, you might get screwed."
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